Fake news, Donald Trump,

“Fake News Awards” an Honor? You Bet!

By Touché

Of course, nowadays the dictator can shame the media without having any repercussions. He wants all media to be only positive towards him and his actions. All others deserve to be ousted through the “fake news awards”. Wait. What’s that? We live in a free country with a democracy and freedom of speech that includes the media. Someone really needs to tell Trump that!

Trump has decided to postpone the “fake news awards”. By all means, he doesn’t want to have the Golden Globes steal his spotlight. Perhaps, he postponed it due to the bum kicking that Miller got from Jake Tapper this morning. After all Trump’s “two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart…and a very stable genius at that!”

Let’s break this all down for a moment. So, like, Trump totes wants to be dictator cause he’s, like, a real-life genius. He will, like, totally do, like, whatever it takes to become our dictator. As if that wasn’t obvious enough when he decided to collude with Russia and become, like, Putin’s BFF. Don’t forget Trump’s, like, amazing ability to lie to, like, the FBI. OK, enough of this; this speech is turning the stomach.

For a leader, his speech is preposterous and extremely comparable to a So. Cal preppy high school cheerleader biotch. Trump, pick up an actual book, not just magazines. You could expand your vocabulary and learn how to speak like an adult or even a leader. You should go pick up the new book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House”. It’s selling off the shelves like hot cakes. You probably would learn so much with a read like that. “It’s called reading, you know, top to bottom and left to right. A group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches, Midol for any cramps.”

Someone with so many more pressing issues that need attention (I.E. Puerto Rico – We all saw that you pulled, without explanation, the naval hospital ship from Puerto Rico, add many Puerto Ricans are still suffering) shouldn’t be bothering with any kind of unproductive fake awards of anything.

Do your job. Your stupid distractions are not fooling Americans any longer. 

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