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What’s Shakin’? It’s Bacon Day!

By Touché

Warning: this article is all about that bacon (a lil reference right there to Meghan Trainor’s All About That Bass). If you don’t eat pork, this piece is not for you. Move along please as we don’t want to offend anyone. However, for those that do eat pork, you may commence in the drooling. Today could possibly be the most important day ever. No, it’s not New Year’s Eve yet (this day is so much more special). What on earth could it be? Today is Bacon Day! Insert your celebration dance here.

Ah, what could be better than that smell, the grease, the heavenly taste? We all know it has an artery clogging evil side, but we choose to ignore that and enjoy anyways. Twitter ansolutely had to get in on the celebration.

There’s still time to partake in bacon day my friend.

Oh, believe it. This irresistible day is very real (Insert the Hallelujah Chorus).

What could be better than a bunch of bacon roses? As for the poem, not trying to ruin anyone’s life, but bacon always comes first.

End the year the right way: with bacon of course.

Even the U.S. Department of Defense wanted to get in on bacon day action. However, they cook the bacon in a very interesting way.

Even if over cooked or under cooked, bacon always tastes awesome.

Can you hear the sizzle? Can you smell it cooking?  The bacon is calling your name. Answer it with enthusiasm.

When eating bacon you may go into bacon coma. It’s totally normal, just enjoy the euphoria.

Bacon deserves its own day. Shoot, it deserves its own month. Do enjoy sparingly as it is not the best for the bod. However, on this special day please do indulge without any guilt or hesitancy. Sometimes having a piece focused just on bacon, and having absolutely nothing to do with Trump, is just what the doctor ordered. You’re welcome. Let’s Make America Bacon Again.

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

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