Warning: this article is all about that bacon (a lil reference right there to Meghan Trainor’s All About That Bass). If you don’t eat pork, this piece is not for you. Move along please as we don’t want to offend anyone. However, for those that do eat pork, you may commence in the drooling. Today could possibly be the most important day ever. No, it’s not New Year’s Eve yet (this day is so much more special). What on earth could it be? Today is Bacon Day! Insert your celebration dance here.
Ah, what could be better than that smell, the grease, the heavenly taste? We all know it has an artery clogging evil side, but we choose to ignore that and enjoy anyways. Twitter ansolutely had to get in on the celebration.
What? It’s #BaconDay???
Holy crap! I almost missed the most important day of the year!
— Jerry DiDomenico (@SurvivorFan2016) December 30, 2017
There’s still time to partake in bacon day my friend.
— Sandra (@tnstorm2) December 30, 2017
Oh, believe it. This irresistible day is very real (Insert the Hallelujah Chorus).
— Independence Girl (@leslieann_100) December 30, 2017
What could be better than a bunch of bacon roses? As for the poem, not trying to ruin anyone’s life, but bacon always comes first.
— Tenor (@gifkeyboard) December 30, 2017
End the year the right way: with bacon of course.
— U.S. Dept of Defense (@DeptofDefense) December 30, 2017
Even the U.S. Department of Defense wanted to get in on bacon day action. However, they cook the bacon in a very interesting way.
I’ll never forget the time I had terrible bacon.
That’s not possible because… bacon.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) December 30, 2017
Even if over cooked or under cooked, bacon always tastes awesome.
— the other Me (@Kev_Pilar) December 30, 2017
Can you hear the sizzle? Can you smell it cooking? The bacon is calling your name. Answer it with enthusiasm.
— Lippo (@Lippo_kratis) December 30, 2017
When eating bacon you may go into bacon coma. It’s totally normal, just enjoy the euphoria.
Bacon deserves its own day. Shoot, it deserves its own month. Do enjoy sparingly as it is not the best for the bod. However, on this special day please do indulge without any guilt or hesitancy. Sometimes having a piece focused just on bacon, and having absolutely nothing to do with Trump, is just what the doctor ordered. You’re welcome. Let’s Make America Bacon Again.