Sarcasm, twitter, humor, #WhatIWouldDoWithoutSarcasm, culture

Twitter Wants To Know #WhatIWouldDoWithoutSarcasm

By Touché

If you’ve read any of my previous pieces, you might have picked up on my slight sense of sarcasm. It used to get me into a plethora of trouble, but now it is my best friend. Without a filter, it just seems to flow from my being with extreme ease . To celebrate the highest form of communication Twitter has introduced #WhatIWouldDoWithoutSarcasm. Let’s have some sarcastic fun.

Who would be able to even come up with any formidable sentences? The world would be such a quietly bland place without the spice of life called sarcasm.

We would be so so so very lost. We would be a shell of a person without our sarcasm.

Sarcasm is used in lieu of slapping dumb people in the face with a chair. Sarcasm not only helps us, but you all too.

Rather than injuring others some might take to repeatedly slamming their heads on a desk or wall.

Keeping all that sarcasm bundled up would literally kill us (Ok, maybe not literally…).

Exactly. Without sarcasm, we all would be super wonderful…just super.

There would be quite a bit of people that would no longer be funny. What would we do without humor and comedy in our lives?

We would more than likely all roll our eyes right out of our heads.

Not sure if puns would substitute the feeling one gets with sarcasm. However, sometimes you have to take what you can get.

Now, here is a way that might help us sarcastic folks stay out of jail and keep from injuring ourselves.  However, forcing us all into alcoholism is probably not for the better of society.

We more than likely would be able to survive, but without much pleasure.

Moral of this hashtag: everyone needs at least a little sarcasm in their lives. More so for those of us that fluently speak sarcasm. Sarcasm brings humor and joy into the world. Without it our would would be extremely bleak. Luckily, we don’t have to live in a world without sarcasm. Sarcastic folks let the sarcasm go.

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

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