If you’ve read any of my previous pieces, you might have picked up on my slight sense of sarcasm. It used to get me into a plethora of trouble, but now it is my best friend. Without a filter, it just seems to flow from my being with extreme ease . To celebrate the highest form of communication Twitter has introduced #WhatIWouldDoWithoutSarcasm. Let’s have some sarcastic fun.
#WithoutSarcasmIWould have no means of communication.
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) December 29, 2017
Who would be able to even come up with any formidable sentences? The world would be such a quietly bland place without the spice of life called sarcasm.
— Toya (@Solely_Toya) December 29, 2017
We would be so so so very lost. We would be a shell of a person without our sarcasm.
— The none and only (@sportsfan926) December 29, 2017
Sarcasm is used in lieu of slapping dumb people in the face with a chair. Sarcasm not only helps us, but you all too.
— Colleen D (@colleenkingd) December 29, 2017
Rather than injuring others some might take to repeatedly slamming their heads on a desk or wall.
— Writerlike? (@writerlike1) December 29, 2017
Keeping all that sarcasm bundled up would literally kill us (Ok, maybe not literally…).
#WithoutSarcasmIWould be FIIIIIINE. I just LOOOOOVE being sincere all the time. It TOOOOOOTALLY wouldn't get annoying at all!
— Michael Lydon (@michaellydon892) December 30, 2017
Exactly. Without sarcasm, we all would be super wonderful…just super.
#WithoutSarcasmIWould probably not be as funny. [well. I think i'm funny.].
— anne young (@soulfullyinclin) December 30, 2017
There would be quite a bit of people that would no longer be funny. What would we do without humor and comedy in our lives?
— fimail (@fimail) December 30, 2017
We would more than likely all roll our eyes right out of our heads.
— ???? Cattsy ???? (@Cattereia) December 29, 2017
Not sure if puns would substitute the feeling one gets with sarcasm. However, sometimes you have to take what you can get.
— Chris Dmytriw (@chrisdmytriw1) December 29, 2017
Now, here is a way that might help us sarcastic folks stay out of jail and keep from injuring ourselves. However, forcing us all into alcoholism is probably not for the better of society.
— Lizz??? (@lizard_lou) December 29, 2017
We more than likely would be able to survive, but without much pleasure.
Moral of this hashtag: everyone needs at least a little sarcasm in their lives. More so for those of us that fluently speak sarcasm. Sarcasm brings humor and joy into the world. Without it our would would be extremely bleak. Luckily, we don’t have to live in a world without sarcasm. Sarcastic folks let the sarcasm go.