Is It Possible To #MakeXmasAHorrorFilm?

By Touché

Not everyone wants to join in the Christmas yuletide celebrations. We cannot leave those folks out of all the hashtag fun. They deserve laughter as well. Let the humor enter through #MakeXmasAHorrorFilm.

If you get a Chucky doll for Christmas … Well, good luck with that. Glad you got to read this one last piece.

You all know the Grudge looks like your great auntie twice removed. We all have that one relative you have to see during the holidays that you would rather not (Some families have multiples).

Oh, my! Don’t make any sudden movements! Get the knife and back away slowly. PSA: giving a child a knife for Christmas is a big no-no.

What are your deepest darkest fears? Let’s compare. No one will ever find out … Promise.

Seriously, you do not want even one of those “Rings”. Give them all back immediately and kiss your behind goodbye.

If you ever see anyone slashing through the snow, you may want to have an escape plan. If you do not have a plan, just run like heck in the opposite direction very quickly.

This one says it all. No need for any snarky commentary.

The Gingerbread House Project starts with attempting to build a gingerbread house with a small child. It ends with frosting everywhere, the child bouncing off the walls, the gingerbread house never making it up, and the assisting adult is mentally hanging on by a thread.

Every once in a while Santa’s blasted reindeer need a good ol’ full-on exorcism.

This one is the absolute worst as it is happening in real life. When will this horror ever end? We can curb their destruction by simply voting in 2018 for all Dems. Let the Democrats sweep the elections.

This piece was for all you Scrooges, Grinches, or just plain not into the holiday festivities. Hopefully, you enjoyed this a little bit. Unexpectedly, it was really rather easy to #MakeXmasAHorrorFilm. Remember that even if you do not enjoy the holidays, there is always a bit of joy in almost anything (Even if it plus you on the naughty list).

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

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