Twitter, #WriteAHappyStoryIn4Words

Twitter’s Best In #WriteAHappyStoryIn4Words

By Touché

Folks, now is the time for the cunning responses from tweets over the new hashtag #WriteAHappyStoryIn4Words. This hashtag opens the comedic doors wide open. It, also, opens the doors wide open for skepticism towards Trump and our current government. Hold onto your hats because here we go.

For anyone battling depression or critical illness, it is a true blessing to just wake up to greet another day.

Come on everyone. Shake what your mama gave you. Who doesn’t love Chris Farley? He truly did leave us far too soon.

Good job for these young musicians. Using their fame to raise awareness is awesome.

Yeah, you are. Don’t let anyone tell you any different. That is for all LGBTQ folks.

This one should be seen by every pathetic excuse of a government official. Puerto Rico is still in dire need of help. Ignoring them will not make them go away.

YES. Free breadsticks can make everything alright again. Yay. Let them rain down those free breadsticks. “Get into my belly.”

Believe it or not, the Dream Act is still just floating out there in limbo. It’s just waiting for our very active government to handle.

Absolutely, let’s celebrate the protected elephants. This is super exciting news. The only time that a kudos to Trump is in need here. Just this once.

This one is a bit farfetched, but it would sure make for a much more pleasant environment. If we dream the farfetched, does it become closer to reality?

Yes, a miracle has taken place. Spread this miracle to ahh that want it, LOL.

This one is more for the youngsters, however, you can enjoy some Charlie Brown at any age.

Uh…heck yeah. That would make veggies super popular. Bring in the bacon flavored veggies. Yummy in my tummy.

Rock on for a three day weekend every weekend. Raise your hand if you would be down for Mondays to be illegal. Woohoo.

Cancer sucks big time. If you don’t hate cancer then you aren’t paying attention. There must be a cure for cancer found immediately. Peoples lives are depending on it. Literally.

Most everyone is enjoying this one today. Trump, you were never on the list… never. Nice try though.

A plethora of folks are hoping that Mueller can pull through and get to the bottom of this fiasco. Come on Mueller, we believe in you.

This would be the quickest way to a happier story. Doubt he will ever resign, due to the fact that he likes to play the victim.

What an ending to a nightmare. When will this actually come true? Not nearly soon enough.

Trump, people are watching and paying attention. Congress, people are watching and paying attention to you as well. Stop passing illogical bills that hurt the average American. FYI, 2018 is coming. Thanks to all the tweeps that posted their cunning, sarcastic, cynical, and humorous tweets for our enjoyment.

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

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