Just when you thought America couldn’t become anymore lush in comes the Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing keg. Yes, an entire keg filled with nothing other than heavenly ranch salad dressing. Every ranch fan is hearing the ‘Hallelujah Chorus’ playing in the background right now.
— WNCN (@WNCN) November 7, 2017
What do you do with a keg full of ranch dressing? Well, it is the norm at the Duggar household (19 Kids and Counting). However, for those that do not have a gazillion kids, the ranch could last for years. Of course, you could always throw a ranch dressing party. BYOV – Bring Your Own Veggies.
— Kim Bhasin (@KimBhasin) November 7, 2017
How much actual ranch dressing would you get in a keg? They can be filled up to 5 liters. Seriously, who needs 5 liters of ranch? To each their own… right? It could be the center of your Holiday gatherings this year.
— WMC Action News 5 (@WMCActionNews5) November 7, 2017
You can purchase this ranch keg for the reasonable price of only $50. Who needs turkey for Thanksgiving? Who needs a ham for Christmas? Hidden Valley ranch keg, here we come.
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) November 7, 2017
How does a ranch dressing bath sound? Alright. Now you’re talking.
This ranch dressing keg is wildly unnecessary, but kind of awesome https://t.co/7iz9okorud
— Esquire (@esquire) November 7, 2017
A keg full of ranch salad dressing is totally unimaginably outrageous yet amazing all at the same time. The folks at Hidden Valley are very smart people. They know exactly what they are doing. Spreading ranch to the world on #WorldKindnessDay.