Glitter Makes Coffee Most Delightful

By Touché

Glitter coffee is totally happening. Some genius has combined two of the world’s best things into one glorious masterpiece. Unfortunately, this magnificent phenomenon hasn’t hit the states just yet. Here’s what you will get to look forward to once it does take the states by storm. Oh it definitely will trend in the US soon.

America must jump on board with this sparkly trend as soon as possible.

It is 100% completely edible. No harm in enjoying this pixie dust on your coffee.

Look at that gorgeous piece of drinkable art.

Anyone request a gold standard for their coffee?

Some folks are not as thrilled about glitter coffee as others.

What if coffee’s purpose was to be beautifully glittery and delicious?

Rough day at the office? Have no fear…glitter coffee is here. Glitter makes everything better. Right?

Hate it or love it…it is happening. Opinions are very strong when it comes to appreciating this new trend or not.

What are your thoughts about this glittery coffee? Whether you’re a fan or not, let’s come together and drink some coffee (glitter is optional). Perhaps, Washington can have a glittery coffee summit instead of a beer summit. Imagine Washington getting a touch of glitter. Party lines would diminish and stuff could actually get done. These are far fetched dreams from a coffee and glitter obsessed person. Anything is possible when you add glitter.

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

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