Wait! Betsy DeVos Dressed Up As Who?

By Touché

Unfortunately, Betsy DeVos is the current US Secretary of Education. For the White House Halloween party she adorned herself as Ms. Frizzle from the Magic School Bus. Gasp. How sacrilegious can one get?

Presumptuous is one of the words that come to mind. She is absolutely the opposite of Ms. Frizzle.

In case you lived under a rock during the 90’s, Ms. Frizzle has a magic school bus (hence the title) that takes her class on exotic field trips. Every field trip is fun and educational at the same time. Unlike, DeVos who is sending our education system backwards to the stone ages.

Every child deserves a quality education no matter their economic status.

Ms. Frizzle would have definitely advocated hardcore against the policies of DeVos. She would have been disgusted by the way DeVos has treated the education system thus far.

Ms. Frizzle would be livid to have had such a poor excuse of a human dress up as her.

Oh. Betsy DeVos was trying to raise her qualification for her current position by dressing up as an iconic teacher. Sorry Betsy. That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.

Hate to have to break it to her (Not really) but she will never be a notable eductor.

She would first need to know the definition of irony before she could attempt to understand the irony of this situation.

All the 90’s kids out there have the same reaction to DeVos choice of costume. The reaction is a simple and emphatic…NO.

Betsy, hunny…darling…just admit that you are severely unqualified for your current position. Submit your resignation letter and be on your way. Our kids deserve better than your antics. They are our future.

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

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