Who comes up with these hashtags that make us chuckle? In the midst of indictment day, what else could possibly make this day any better? Twitter takes that challenge and looks forward to Halloween with the hilarious hashtag #My4WordCauseOfDeath. Sit back and enjoy.
Spider fell on me ?
— Jmarie (@jmariec36) October 31, 2017
Can all the arachnophobes please stand up?
— HAY! (@HAYhowsitgoing) October 31, 2017
If you’ve ever wondered what happens to those that do NOT send the chain emails…wonder no more.
— Shelby (@NurseShelby) October 31, 2017
YouTube can be a very helpful tool, yet sometimes, it is best to leave it up to the professionals.
— Writerlike? (@writerlike1) October 31, 2017
Every parent can relate to the excruciating pain it is to step on the mighty Lego.
— Michael Skellington (@quickbear) October 31, 2017
Insomnia sucks. Enough said.
— Mr. Bagels (@fartbagels) October 31, 2017
All the crazy cat ladies out there have undoubtedly dreamt of a cat chauffeur.
— ?? Cattsy ?? (@Cattereia) October 31, 2017
Unfortunate clumsiness can cause uncontrollable laughter. It is a side effect for those that witness the clumsiness.
#My4WordCauseOfDeath Tripping over absolutely nothing
— ? mmmmK (@RedPenRants) October 31, 2017
Tripping over nothing is way different than unfortunate clumsiness. Rather, maybe it is all just semantics.
— Dana (@sunkisseeddd) October 31, 2017
Men, women are always right. It really isn’t that difficult to admit it. Give it a try.
— Simone Brannon (@Simbra75) October 31, 2017
When your kids actually listen, it is as if the sun shines down and the Hallelujah course begins.
— Solenna? (@solenna_1) October 31, 2017
When you think you’ve won the Internet for the day, but there is absolutely NO movement on your tweet. Here take a tissue. It will be alright.
— also The # King (@alsoANGRYref) October 31, 2017
It is amazing how many times Trump has said this since taking office. Dude, it is not a competition to see who can be the most inhumane. Slow your roll there, Dotard.
Sarcastic at wrong time #My4WordCauseOfDeath
— ??Fluffy ?? (@RealFluffyTaggr) October 31, 2017
Sarcasm at the wrong time can cause a very big conundrum. Use with caution. You have been forewarned.
Pinky toe meets furniture #My4WordCauseOfDeath
— ?ZOOMGOD? (@SatoriZoom) October 31, 2017
The stubbing of one’s toe is possibly the worst pain ever. The pinky is the absolute worst, yet any toe can cause shooting pains up to your scalp.
— JM6 (@jamesmsix) October 31, 2017
‘Twas the sudden stop. Just like thw way this piece has abruptly come to a stop.