Every once in a while, Twitter introduces a hashtag and the fun resumes. Today’s funny hashtag is #IfIWerePressSecretary. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the current press secretary is a soulless Trump loving robot. Humorous tweets enter stage right.
— Marshall ????? (@MarshallSbar) October 25, 2017
Whatever do you mean? Sarah Huckabee Sanders only spews her dictator’s rambling rather than truth? Say it ain’t so.
— Shelly ?? (@shellbell_xo) October 25, 2017
Wait a minute. Are you saying a woman can be intelligent and humorous? Shocker of the century.
— Xero (@XeroToulouse) October 25, 2017
There is a time and a place for that kind of print. Yes, it is on a couch in the living room.
— Drucci Mane (@DrewtimusPrime) October 25, 2017
A lie detector nose would do amazing wonders. Americans could actually feel confident about the information that was given to them.
— Carol (@aka_tahto) October 25, 2017
Mama always said ‘It wasn’t nice to point at people’; that is unless you’re the press secretary.
#IfIWerePressSecretary I would make all my announcements via interpretive dance
— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) October 25, 2017
What better way to explain your point than through interpretive dance? It would all be so clear. Crystal clear.
#IfIWerePressSecretary I’d use air quotes when I called Donny President
— Jer-Jer (@DALLASNITES) October 25, 2017
Here I thought I was the only one that did that. Yay! The resistance is real.
#IfIWerePressSecretary i would never read docs or speeches. get drunk every night, roll out of bed- scream alt facts and plead 5th for fun
— Tiara Smith (@Trollinpolkadot) October 25, 2017
Pretty sure that is straight out of Huckabee Sander’s daily playbook.
— nancy (@nancyhilda1) October 25, 2017
Stuffed animals for journalists who play nice. And…
#IfIWerePressSecretary I'd have a stool in the corner and a dunce cap available to all those who ask rude loud repetitive questions.
— Teresa † ? (@BlackIrishI) October 25, 2017
A timeout chair for those that don’t play nice. Stop asking hard-hitting questions that are hard to cover up with lies.
— @RealDonaldPrick (@RealDonaldPrick) October 25, 2017
Hello? Journalists, stick to the narrative that has been handed out to you prior to today’s press conference.
— Staz Trudeaux (@SheJStaz) October 25, 2017
Not only is that an awesome way to end briefings, but it is an epic way to end this piece. I truly hope you enjoyed this small bit of comedic relief for your day. You may now return to your regularly scheduled dysfunctional government. Until next time. Insert evil laugh and commence in throwing hairpins.