Twitter Spreads Humor through #IfIWerePressSecretary Hashtag

By Touché

Every once in a while, Twitter introduces a hashtag and the fun resumes. Today’s funny hashtag is #IfIWerePressSecretary. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the current press secretary is a soulless Trump loving robot. Humorous tweets enter stage right.

Whatever do you mean? Sarah Huckabee Sanders only spews her dictator’s rambling rather than truth? Say it ain’t so.

Wait a minute. Are you saying a woman can be intelligent and humorous? Shocker of the century.

There is a time and a place for that kind of print. Yes, it is on a couch in the living room.

A lie detector nose would do amazing wonders. Americans could actually feel confident about the information that was given to them.

Mama always said ‘It wasn’t nice to point at people’; that is unless you’re the press secretary.

What better way to explain your point than through interpretive dance? It would all be so clear. Crystal clear.

Here I thought I was the only one that did that. Yay! The resistance is real.

Pretty sure that is straight out of Huckabee Sander’s daily playbook.

Stuffed animals for journalists who play nice. And…

A timeout chair for those that don’t play nice. Stop asking hard-hitting questions that are hard to cover up with lies.

Hello? Journalists, stick to the narrative that has been handed out to you prior to today’s press conference.

Not only is that an awesome way to end briefings, but it is an epic way to end this piece. I truly hope you enjoyed this small bit of comedic relief for your day. You may now return to your regularly scheduled dysfunctional government. Until next time. Insert evil laugh and commence in throwing hairpins.

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

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