President of the Virgin Islands

By Touché

Moron-in-Chief – party of one. Today Trump, the true Moron-in-Chief, said he spoke to the President of the Virgin Islands. Seriously? Perhaps, there should be some sort of litmus test prior to becoming President. One should at least be able to know all of the areas that would be under the presidency. Maybe this is asking too much…let’s just stick to the 35-year-old requirement and hope for the best.

Here’s an idea, someone should’ve told Trump that they are the US Virgin Islands. Oops. Do you remember during his campaign when he said he would ‘consult with himself because he is so smart’? That is definitely what has happened here, right?

Trump is a bigly embarrassment to the President’s office. What a yuge mistake electing him was…still is. Covfefe is the key word here. Way to live up to your nickname, Dotard.

It seems that stupidity reigns supreme in Washington these days. The US Energy Secretary, Rick Perry, reportedly said Puerto Rico is a foreign country. Do you get what is happening now? Those two are trying to out-stupid each other. It’s pathetic but is currently the situation in our government.

Trump continues to trump his moronic self-absorbed narcissistic behavior. When someone calls him something, he views it as a challenge, not an insult. He wanted to prove that he was indeed the dotard Moron-in-Chief. Perhaps, this could be considered his first presidential achievement.

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

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