Dotard vs Rocket Man: War of Words

By Tiffany Rodgers

This week at the UN meetings, Trump blatantly castigated Kim Jong-Un with his sharp tongue. Will someone please tame that thing? You know it is bad when someone who is part of Trump’s administration cannot believe what he heard. Insert the infamous pictures of John Kelly.

Below is what our amazing leader said in front of every important diplomat at what is supposed to be a peace conference. All the leaders come together to see about compromising in order to get things done. Not Trump. (Everyone can do a collective sigh and facepalm – like our friend John Kelly.)

You must take the time to read Jong-Un’s full statement below. He lays into Trump like never before. Trump’s words just made the world a little bit more unpredictable. That is not what is need right now…or ever.

You know it is bad news when Jong-Un takes the time to read the statement himself. This should be taken very seriously, especially since Jong-Un is an unstable insane man himself.

That man needs a new do (although, so does Trump, but I digress). Anyways, let’s discuss some of Jong-Un’s points in his statement.

  • “A frightened dog barks louder.” Yes, Jong-Un just compared Trump to a dog (can’t say I don’t disagree though).


  • “Unfit to hold the prerogative of supreme command of a country, and he is surely a rogue and a gangster fond of playing with fire, rather than a politician.” Did Jong-Un call Trump a gangster? You know we are in trouble when an evil dictator is calling our leader rogue.


  • Trump’s speech was “taken as a war declaration and they will consider with seriousness exercising of a corresponding, highest level of hard-line countermeasures in history.”(Maybe Jong-Un was just bluffing…one can hope.) This is not good at all. You may want to start praying if you do that.


  • “Far from making remarks of any persuasive power that can be viewed to be helpful to defusing tension, [Trump] made unprecedented rude nonsense one has never heard from any of his predecessors.” We can all agree that Trump stirred this pot and made this worse.


  • “I’d like to advise Trump to exercise prudence in selecting words, and to be considerate of whom he speaks to when making a speech in front of the world.” Kim Jong-Un was not happy that Trump spoke about him like that to the entire world. Talk about poking a bear with a stick (also, Trump’s stick was probably on fire).


  • “He has convinced me, rather than frightening or stopping me, that the path I chose is correct and that it is the one I have to follow to the last.” “He will pay dearly for his speech.” Here we have a returned threat. Trump must have wanted this or he wouldn’t have openly threatened North Korea. Hey Trump, a war will not save your pathetic presidency.


  • “Action is the best option in treating the dotard who, hard of hearing, is uttering only what he wants to say.” (OK, I had to totally look up the dotard definition too…it is going to become my new nickname for Trump.) Dotard means an old person, especially one who has become weak or senile (It fits Trump to a tee). However, the action part in this statement is not as great as the dotard part.  It is also now trending as the number one search at the Merriam-Webster dictionary site.


  • “I am now thinking hard about what response he could have expected when he allowed such eccentric words to trip off his tongue.” “Whatever Trump expected, he will face results beyond his expectation.” Honestly, Trump more than likely did not think about the response he may get from his speech. He was probably only thinking about looking good in front of the UN. Epic fail, Trump. Epic fail.


  • “I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire.” Well, that does not sound pleasant.

What we have are two deranged, unstable, narcissistic, small-handed, insane fellows playing games with people’s lives. We are not just pawns, but we are human beings. This situation needs a serious deep breath moment. Cooler heads must prevail in order to ensure a war will not begin. Kim Jong-Un and Trump, let’s just calm down now boys. You are both pretty. Let’s have a nice calm compromising discussion. This would be the best scenario. Maybe, a bit reaching, but if you do not have hope, what do you have?

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