Ladies and gentlemen, hell has just frozen over. Mark today on your calendar. This is probably a once in a lifetime sighting. What is so important and unbelievable? Trump did a favor for Pelosi.
You read that right. Pelosi requested Trump to tweet something (cause you know that’s how he communicates with the people) and he actually did it.
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) September 7, 2017
Below you will see the tweet that Pelosi encouraged Trump to tweet.
Thank you for this commitment, Mr. President. Real protections will only come from your signing the DREAM Act ASAP. https://t.co/dCXSFrWfoy
— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) September 7, 2017
Talk about a ‘YUGE’ plot twist here.
Nancy Pelosi ghostwriting Trump tweets on immigration is an unexpected plot twist. https://t.co/KquluoYhFz
— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) September 7, 2017
We all know Trump is best at being a puppet. He knows how to fake being president (fake president…lol…see what I did there?). Perhaps, Trump could become President Pelosi’s puppet that could actually get things done.
Imagine a government that actually works. It seems so far fetched, yet here is a prime example of working across the aisle. Although, the reaction from the GOP might stop any further progress in working together. You know Paul Ryan and Turtle face are flipping the heck out right now.
GOP Heads Are Ready to Explode!!!https://t.co/42vz3zChMO
— Impeach Donald Trump (@Impeach_D_Trump) September 7, 2017
In any case, these two working together actually made them better at their jobs. Gasp. Maybe President Pelosi isn’t such a bad idea.
Holy moly. Pelosi and Trump actually made each other better leaders today. (Also, Irma gives flight to pigs. Probably coincidence.) https://t.co/ND836oRYSf
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) September 7, 2017
Americans could have never seen this alliance coming in their wildest dreams (no matter how short lived it may be). Just like over half of all marriages in the United States, this can only end in a bitter divorce. Everyone will be left with mud on their faces. For the sake of the DREAMers, let’s hope this isn’t just another publicity stunt from Trump. DREAMers deserve to be here. Period. Now back to your regularly scheduled dysfunctional government.