President Pelosi: Trump’s Puppeteer

By Tiffany Rodgers

Ladies and gentlemen, hell has just frozen over. Mark today on your calendar. This is probably a once in a lifetime sighting. What is so important and unbelievable? Trump did a favor for Pelosi.

You read that right. Pelosi requested Trump to tweet something (cause you know that’s how he communicates with the people) and he actually did it.

Below you will see the tweet that Pelosi encouraged Trump to tweet.

Talk about a ‘YUGE’ plot twist here.

We all know Trump is best at being a puppet. He knows how to fake being president (fake president…lol…see what I did there?). Perhaps, Trump could become President Pelosi’s puppet that could actually get things done.

Imagine a government that actually works. It seems so far fetched, yet here is a prime example of working across the aisle. Although, the reaction from the GOP might stop any further progress in working together. You know Paul Ryan and Turtle face are flipping the heck out right now.

In any case, these two working together actually made them better at their jobs. Gasp. Maybe President Pelosi isn’t such a bad idea.

Americans could have never seen this alliance coming in their wildest dreams (no matter how short lived it may be). Just like over half of all marriages in the United States, this can only end in a bitter divorce. Everyone will be left with mud on their faces. For the sake of the DREAMers, let’s hope this isn’t just another publicity stunt from Trump. DREAMers deserve to be here. Period. Now back to your regularly scheduled dysfunctional government.

Sarcasm, satire, and snark just seem to spew from my being. I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but who can refuse coffee? ?

One comment

  1. Remember the days when the Republicans and Democrats worked together to benefit America? I do. How exciting that any bipartisan action comes about. The fifty-fifty divide and no cooperation among the many shades of right and left has done no one any good, and the last few and current Senate and House are such a losers, I think they all should be ashamed to collect their salaries.

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