Trump 2.0: Mucci The Mini-Me

By Tiffany Rodgers

Let me introduce you to our new White House Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci (a.k.a The Mooch). He is a unrestricted mini-me version of a Trump 2.0. I agree with what Ben Howe tweeted out:

Just when you wouldn’t think America could sink any lower than Trump…we got Scaramucci.

Now Scaramucci makes Bannon and Trump look like poster boys for politics. He recently called a NewYorker journalist to unload some of his frustrations. Before you get upset that the media overstepped their bounds, Mucci never asked for the conversation to be off the record. Below is the entire conversation.

He called Lizza, the journalist from The NewYorker, mainly to see if he could get information about whoever was leaking information from the White House. Mucci has sort of become a crazed man when it comes to this leaking information. He has threatened to fire everybody. Scaramucci, this isn’t the show Apprentice, this is real life hunny! You can’t just fire those who do not please you!

During this conversation, Mucci gets seemingly more and more agitated. Lizza was not budging on his source. Mucci thought for sure that Priebus, the White House Chief of Staff, was leaking the information. We have to do a little bit of history here to completely understand the ‘unofficial’ (unofficial my behind) rift between these two.

Scaramucci was asked by Trump to join his administration but Priebus did not want him in the White House. Priebus successfully blocked Scaramucci for 6 months before he was able to join the Trump administration. Now, can you sense the tension between the two?

However, I prefer the edited version.

Back to this phone call. Scaramucci begins using very colorful (better yet offensive) language.

Buckle up for this exchange is about to get repulsive. “Reince is a f*ing paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said. He channelled Priebus as he spoke: “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the f*ing thing and see if I can c*ck-block these people the way I c*ck-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ”

Lizza continues explaining more of what Mucci said: “Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own c*ck,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the f*ing strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.”

Don’t forget about the small hand obsession as well!

Now, Scaramucci has not only attacked Priebus, the entire communications team, but he thought he’d throw in Bannon for good measure. Is there anyone this man likes. Ah yes…Trump! He is very loyal to Trump (now…at least, not so much in the past). They speak each others language! Literally!

See! They both speak sleeze-ball. Although, Scaramucci did somewhat apologize rather than Trump’s flat out denial.

Don’t forget about the extremely similar hand gestures! It is almost eerie…No it is very eerie!

Lizza finished the article off with a quote from Mucci, “Let me tell you something about myself,” he said. “I am a straight shooter.” (Insert the eyerolls and the uncontrollable laughter here)

He’s about as a straight shooter as those dudes needing ED prescriptions. Never in my life would I have imagined such characters in the White House! We need to drain the swamp (sewer or whatever you want to call it) immediately. Unfortunately, it seems that they are just continually adding to the swamp!


  1. The Trump administration is taking on a whole new vibe. The infighting has reached a point that all the kings men are climbing all over each other to see who will be Trumps favorite. Where has the agenda for the running of the country gone? I’ll tell you, it’s gone to Hell in a hand basket while Donald Trump spends his days attacking his entire team of swamp lizards for not making him feel special. There’s no leadership skills anywhere in Trump. He’s spending his time honing his sparring skills and making an ass of himself in front of the Boyscouts of America. He hold rallies that some of his diehard fans go to but most people show up just for the food. The good people of America are angry, they’re tired, they’re sick of waiting for Trumps head to emerge from his butt so this country can at least try to remain the great power we were with the last administration and all of the administrations before that.
    Trump won’t go easy but go he must. There’s enough treasonous activity and obstruction to get the job done. The citizens need to take back America.

  2. This WH has become a continuous stream of cartoon characters Trump and Mooch remind me of Ren & Stimpy

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