President Trump has sent lots of tweets. The best tweets. Nobody tweets better than he does. On occasion, Donald Trump has offered sage advice or astute observations that he himself does not seem to follow.
*IF* the President had long term self-awareness, he might reasonably regret more than a few of his past tweets. Please, enjoy ten tweets of Trump trolling Trump.
May these tweets remind all to think before tweeting. As Abraham Lincoln famously stated, “men should
utterTwitter nothing for which they would not willingly be responsible through time and eternity.”
Why does Obama believe he shouldn't comply with record releases that his predecessors did of their own volition? Hiding something?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 30, 2012
Agreed! Longest. Audit. Ever. Nobody cares?
We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
Wonder how much Soros pays Trump to march? Double whammy!
“Don't find fault, find a remedy.” — Henry Ford
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2013
Bingo! Must’ve been before Henry Ford’s “vicious” attack on you.
My Twitter has been seriously hacked— and we are looking for the perpetrators.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 21, 2013
Oh, that certainly would be a plausible explanation for the Ford tweet. Unfortunately, if you don’t catch a hacker in the act–well, never gonna catch ’em. After all, computers are hard and it could have been China, some 400-lb. guy, or anyone else in the world (not named Russia of course). For fun, let’s look at who you blame on Climate Change, Brexit, and the initial failure of “Trump Don’t Care.”
AGAIN, TO OUR VERY FOOLISH LEADER, DO NOT ATTACK SYRIA – IF YOU DO MANY VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN & FROM THAT FIGHT THE U.S. GETS NOTHING!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2013
ALL CAPS? All caps on the internet means YOU REALLY MEAN WHAT YOU WRITE! I know it, you know it, and everybody knows it. What? AND YOU USED ALL CAPS!
“We build too many walls and not enough bridges.” – Isaac Newton
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2013
Just a hunch, but did you forget to put the #SAD and/or #LOSER at the end? But now.
Millions losing healthcare plans despite President Obama's promise that this WOULD NOT HAPPEN! What about a massive protest march on D.C.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 2, 2013
Four- Presidential Golf:
President Obama played golf yesterday???
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 18, 2013
Let me guess, he missed your Soros funded protest march? In case you forget all of your golf outings, Mr. President–here is a link that is keeping count for you, sir.
Three- Religious Tolerance:
The U.S. has enough problems without publicity seekers going out and openly mocking religion in order to provoke attacks and death. BE SMART
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2015
Just saw the phony ad by Cruz – totally false, more dirty tricks. He got caught in so many lies – is this man crazy?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 22, 2016
Ted Cruz? Probably. However, he’s not the only one “caught in so many lies.”
One- Attention Seekers:
The Fake News media is officially out of control. They will do or say anything in order to get attention – never been a time like this!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 4, 2017
Serious question, sir. Are you self-aware? After all, you did capitalize Fake and News–everyone knows that is not a real news outlet–thus, no need to capitalize either since no pronoun is “there-there.” Make Words Great Again