ALL Men Must Go

By Luz Gonzalez

Solutions. Problem Solving. In an increasing hostile environment, which promotes hate — hate of Trump, hate of Hillary, hate of overpaid movie stars, hate of social justice insisting athletes, hate of all things Muslim — academic study of history shows the only positive and long-term solution to solving this number one world problem is to rid the world of 99.5% of all men.

Hear me out. I know this is going to be unpopular with 50 percent of the world’s population but we must bring this option to the table for the greater good. Let’s start by first looking at a few of the world’s most atrocious genocides, focusing primarily on the 20th and 21st centuries. Upon reading and review, one would be forced to admit that the singular component that binds all the perpetrators is not religion or country, but rather their “maleness”. These are the facts.

The Holocaust by Adolph Hitler is responsible for killing an estimated 6.2 to 17 million people mostly of Jewish heritage. ADOLPH HITLER — MALE. (As an aside, one would be remiss in not observing that the attitude most prevalent through BREXIT and the United States 2016 presidential campaign is markedly reminiscent of Make Nationalism Great Again. As one Jewish attorney working at the polling booth [this November] gently told me as we were pleasantly conversing on the topic of patriotism and Americanism “Be careful about labels, my parents in Germany were Germans . . . until they were told they weren’t.)

Soviet Ethnic Cleansing by Josef Stalin is responsible for the mass deportation, intentional starvation, and murder of a vast variety of anti-Soviet people and large sectors of entire ethnicities. 9 nationalities were deported in all — Poles, Germans, Finns, Estonians, Latvians, Koreans, Chinese, Kurds, and Iranians. Communicated by the Soviets as simply a “resettlement” program, it is now acknowledged as a program of insidious ethnic cleansing, with as much as up to 43% of the “resettled” populations dying as a result. JOSEPH STALIN — MALE.

Chechen Ethnic Cleansing by Vladimir Putin is responsible for the deaths of an estimated 23% to 50% of the Chechen population and 30% of the total Crimean population. Putin’s campaign was to conquer any opposition and squash declarations of independence by Soviet territories. He utilized carpet bombs, obstructed humanitarian aid, fired rockets into civilian crowds, bombed vehicles with Red Cross markings, and repeatedly treated with indifference unarmed civilian populations as targets who could be eliminated. VLADIMIR PUTIN — MALE.

Armenian Genocide by Turkey, or better said The Committee for Ottoman Union, is responsible for the estimated deaths of 1.5 million Armenians. Both deportation and murder were tools used in the deaths, with the deportation technique utilized as a means for plausible deniability regarding the intent of the mass killings. ALL MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE — MALE.

Cambodian genocide by the Khmer Rouge and led by Pol Pot was responsible for the estimated deaths of 1.5–3 million Cambodians through starvation, labor camps, and murder. POL POT — MALE.

Aleppo genocide by Bashar Assad and his supporter Vladimir Putin is responsible for the deaths of Armenians, Christians, and Muslims numbering the tens of thousands. ASSAD AND PUTIN — MALE.

All of you rightfully concerned with the eventual extension of the human race, you should note I suggested we save .5 of the male population for recreation and procreation purposes. Women, being the sharing, peaceful, and easy-going types, will have no problem with this strategy because it will lead to eventual world peace.

But the good news is not over yet. When one considers that out of the 196 countries in the world today, only 14 countries have legitimate and prolific sperm banks — Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Hong Kong, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, and the USA — such a male reduction policy could have the added benefit of making extinct whole populations from undesirable countries, mostly centered in South America and Africa. Added bonus! (Again, just observing in a non-partisan manner, as evidenced by their own words, such a bonus would appear to rank beneficial for today’s two central world leaders — Trump and Putin)

Ludicrous isn’t it, faulting all men for the actions of a few. Ludicrous isn’t it, faulting all Muslims for the actions of a few. Ludicrous isn’t it, faulting all world leaders for the actions of a few, or a couple.

We need to reflect on our hypocrisy, search for truth, examine our conscience, and change our mindset and actions, or prepare ourselves for the unpleasantries of THE next four years. Accordingly.

One comment

  1. You’re getting a virtual hi-five from me. Wow–I liked that. Overgeneralizing really is dumb and doesn’t help in the long run…or really at all anymore because somebody will take it and put it on Twitter before you clarify yourself…sheesh.

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